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Most joke lists are padded. This one is not: every entry below has been picked because it survives being read on a screen with no delivery, no timing and no laughing friend nearby to help it along. If a joke only works when a comedian says it, it did not make the list.

The mix is deliberate. Short one-liners for group chats, dad jokes for the dinner table, a few sharper puns for people who like the wordplay to fight back, and Danish classics for anyone who switches the site to Danish. Tap any joke to reveal the punchline, and use the share buttons to send it on.

🇬🇧 EN#d1

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

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🇬🇧 EN#o1

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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🇬🇧 EN#p1

I used to be a banker,

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🇬🇧 EN#en1

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

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🇬🇧 EN#k1

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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🇬🇧 EN#t1

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

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🇩🇰 DA#da1

Hvorfor har giraffer så lange halse?

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🇬🇧 EN#d2

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

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🇬🇧 EN#o2

I'm terrified of elevators.

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🇬🇧 EN#p2

Time flies like an arrow.

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🇬🇧 EN#en2

What do you call fake spaghetti?

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🇬🇧 EN#k2

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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🇬🇧 EN#t2

There are 10 kinds of people in the world:

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🇩🇰 DA#da2

Hvad hedder en dansk astronaut?

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🇬🇧 EN#d3

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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Frequently asked questions

What is the funniest type of joke?
It depends entirely on the room. One-liners win in writing because they land before the reader gets bored, while dad jokes win out loud because the groan is half the reward.
Are all of these jokes clean?
This page is kept family-friendly. Anything edgier lives in the dark humour section, which is clearly separated so nobody stumbles into it.
How often is the list updated?
Continuously. New material arrives from open joke APIs and from community submissions that a moderator has approved, so the page rarely looks the same two weeks running.