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Valentine's Jokes

29 jokes

The best Valentine's material is openly cheesy. A line that pretends to be smooth ages badly; a line that admits it is ridiculous gets a laugh and, occasionally, a reply.

Everything here stays on the right side of charming. Send them in a message, write them in a card, or use one as an apology for forgetting the date entirely.

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Are you a Wi-Fi signal?

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I used to be a banker,

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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I bought my partner flowers for no reason.

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Time flies like an arrow.

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I'm terrified of elevators.

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What did the calculator say on Valentine's Day?

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I'm on a seafood diet.

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Parallel lines have so much in common.

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Love is like a photograph.

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Jeg plejede at spille klaver pΓ₯ ΓΈret,

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Jeg har en fobi for hastighedsbump.

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Hvad sagde stikket til stikkontakten?

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Bageren blev fyret

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I have a joke about chemistry,

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Frequently asked questions

Are these pick-up lines actually usable?
As jokes, yes. They work because both people know the line is silly β€” that shared understanding is the whole point.
Is anything here rude?
No. This page is kept clean and non-suggestive so it can be sent to a colleague, a crush or a spouse without a second thought.