Danish Jokes
10 jokes
Danish jokes travel badly. Translate one and the wordplay usually collapses, which is why this page keeps them in their own section rather than mixing them into the English lists. If you read Danish, this is the funniest corner of the site.
The selection leans on the classics — the ones told at family parties and in school yards — plus shorter modern one-liners. Switch the site to Danish with the toggle in the header to read everything the way it was written.
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Frequently asked questions
- What is a vittighed?
- "Vittighed" is simply the Danish word for a joke — usually a short one with a clear setup and punchline, as opposed to a longer comic story.
- Are the Danish jokes translated from English?
- No. The Danish section is written and collected in Danish, because a joke built on a Danish pun stops being funny the moment it is translated.