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Jokes for Kids

39 jokes

Kids do not need clever. They need a joke with a shape they can copy, a punchline they can shout, and words they already know. Every joke in this section clears that bar, and none of them rely on a reference a seven-year-old has to have explained.

It is all clean: no innuendo, nothing frightening, nothing that gets a note sent home from school. Print a few for a lunchbox, read them on a car trip, or let a child pick their own and inflict it on the family for a week.

🇬🇧 EN#k1

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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🇬🇧 EN#d1

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

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🇬🇧 EN#p1

I used to be a banker,

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🇬🇧 EN#k2

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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🇬🇧 EN#d2

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

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🇬🇧 EN#p2

Time flies like an arrow.

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🇬🇧 EN#k3

What did one wall say to the other?

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🇬🇧 EN#d3

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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🇬🇧 EN#p3

I'm on a seafood diet.

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🇩🇰 DA#k4

Hvad sagde tomaten til den anden tomat?

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🇬🇧 EN#d4

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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🇩🇰 DA#p4

Jeg plejede at spille klaver på øret,

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🇩🇰 DA#k5

Hvad kalder man en snemand om sommeren?

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🇩🇰 DA#d5

Hvorfor tog kyllingen over vejen?

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🇩🇰 DA#p5

Bageren blev fyret

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Frequently asked questions

Are these jokes suitable for a classroom?
Yes. This section is deliberately kept clean, and the darker material on JokeEmpire lives in a separate, clearly labelled category that a child will not wander into from here.
What age are these jokes for?
Roughly five to eleven. Younger children enjoy the sound and the surprise; older ones start noticing how the wordplay works and begin writing their own.