Christmas Jokes
35 jokes
Christmas humour has one job: survive being read aloud to a room that is already full, already warm and already halfway through dessert. Nothing here needs a build-up, and nothing needs explaining twice.
Use them in crackers, in a speech, in the family group chat on the morning of the 24th, or as a peace offering when the present you bought turns out to be the wrong size.
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Frequently asked questions
- Are these Christmas jokes suitable for children?
- Yes. Every line on this page is clean and built on wordplay, so it works at a table with grandparents and small children at the same time.
- Can I print these for Christmas crackers?
- Go ahead. Personal, family and classroom use is welcome — a link back is appreciated but never required.