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Dad Jokes
15 jokes
A dad joke is built to make you groan before you laugh. The setup sounds like an honest question, the punchline turns on a pun, and the whole thing lands in under ten words. That is the entire craft — no shock value, no cruelty, just a wordplay trapdoor you walk straight into.
The jokes below are short enough to remember after reading once, which is really the point: a dad joke only works when you can redeploy it at the dinner table three hours later. Everything here is safe for kids, safe for the office, and reliably groan-inducing.
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Frequently asked questions
- What makes a joke a dad joke?
- Three things: it is short, it turns on a pun or a deliberate misreading of a word, and it is completely clean. If the listener rolls their eyes instead of laughing, it worked.
- Are dad jokes suitable for children?
- Yes. Every dad joke on JokeEmpire is family-friendly by design, which is why kids tend to memorise them faster than adults do.
- How do I deliver a dad joke well?
- Deadpan and unhurried. Say the setup like you mean it, pause for one beat, then deliver the punchline without smiling. The straighter your face, the bigger the groan.