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Dark Humor

9 jokes

Dark humour points at the things we normally agree not to mention — death, disaster, our own worst instincts — and finds the absurdity in them. Done well it is a release valve, not an attack, and the target is the situation rather than a person.

Read this section knowing what it is. The jokes are edgy by design and will not suit every audience or every room. If you want something you can read out at a family dinner, the kids and dad jokes categories are a much better fit.

🇬🇧 EN#dk1

My grandfather has the heart of a lion

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🇬🇧 EN#dk2

I told my therapist about my fear of the dark.

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🇩🇰 DA#dk3

Min hund kan ikke lide, når jeg spiller skak.

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🇬🇧 EN#dk4

I finally realized why I never win at hide and seek.

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🇬🇧 EN#dk5

I have an inferiority complex,

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🇬🇧 EN#dk6

My wife left a note on the fridge saying 'This isn't working, I'm leaving.'

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🇬🇧 EN#dk7

I told my kids I'd been to war.

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🇩🇰 DA#dk8

Jeg er ikke bange for at dø.

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🇩🇰 DA#dk9

Optimisten siger: 'Værre kan det ikke blive.'

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Frequently asked questions

Is dark humour appropriate for everyone?
No, and it is not meant to be. This category is written for adults who know what they clicked on. Everything on JokeEmpire outside this section stays clean.
Where is the line?
We joke about situations, not about identities. Anything that punches down at a group of people is rejected during moderation rather than published.