Birthday Jokes
32 jokes
A birthday joke has to fit inside a card, land in a speech and survive being read by the person it is about. That rules out most of the internet and leaves the short, warm ones.
Everything below is written to be affectionate first and funny second, which is the correct order when the audience is holding a knife over a cake.
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Frequently asked questions
- Can I use these in a birthday card?
- Yes, freely. They are written short specifically so they fit on a card without shrinking the handwriting.
- Are there jokes about turning 30, 40 or 50?
- The lines here work at any age on purpose, so the same joke fits an eight year old and an eighty year old with no editing.