Knock Knock Jokes
50 jokes
The knock knock joke is the first joke most people ever learn, and that is exactly why it keeps working. It hands the listener a script: they know their two lines, they say them, and they walk straight into the punchline they helped build. No other joke format makes the audience a co-author.
What follows is a set of call-and-response gags kept short on purpose. Tap a card to reveal the payoff, then try it on the nearest child, colleague or unsuspecting relative — the format survives bad delivery better than almost anything else on this site.
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Frequently asked questions
- Are knock knock jokes only for children?
- No. Children love them because the structure is predictable, but adults keep telling them because the format is a reliable icebreaker when a room has gone quiet.
- How do I make up my own knock knock joke?
- Start at the end. Pick a short phrase, find a name that sounds like the first word of it, and build backwards — the name is always the joke, never the setup.