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Kids

12 jokes

Jokes for kids follow different rules. The wordplay has to be visible rather than clever, the subject has to be something a child already knows about — animals, food, school, monsters — and the punchline has to arrive fast, before attention moves on.

Everything in this category is clean, short and easy to repeat, which matters more than you would think: a child who can retell a joke correctly is a child who will tell it forty more times. Consider yourself warned.

🇬🇧 EN#k1

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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🇬🇧 EN#k2

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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🇬🇧 EN#k3

What did one wall say to the other?

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🇩🇰 DA#k4

Hvad sagde tomaten til den anden tomat?

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🇩🇰 DA#k5

Hvad kalder man en snemand om sommeren?

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🇬🇧 EN#k6

Why did the math book look sad?

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🇬🇧 EN#k7

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

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🇬🇧 EN#k8

Why do bees have sticky hair?

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🇬🇧 EN#k9

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

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🇬🇧 EN#k10

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

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🇩🇰 DA#k11

Hvad sagde skovlen til jorden?

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🇩🇰 DA#k12

Hvorfor kan en elefant ikke køre på cykel?

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Frequently asked questions

What age are these jokes for?
Roughly four to eleven. Younger children enjoy the sound of the punchline, older ones start spotting the wordplay themselves.
Are they all clean?
Yes, without exception. No innuendo, no scary content, nothing that needs explaining afterwards.