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English Classics

11 jokes

These are the English-language standards — the jokes that have been retold so many times that nobody remembers who wrote them. They survive because the structure is close to perfect: minimal setup, single twist, no wasted words.

Treat this category as the baseline. Once these land reliably, the puns and one-liners sections give you material that requires a little more from the room.

🇬🇧 EN#en1

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

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🇬🇧 EN#en2

What do you call fake spaghetti?

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🇬🇧 EN#en3

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

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🇬🇧 EN#en4

Why did the bicycle fall over?

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🇬🇧 EN#en5

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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🇬🇧 EN#en6

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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🇬🇧 EN#en7

How does the moon cut his hair?

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🇬🇧 EN#en8

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

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🇬🇧 EN#en9

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

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🇬🇧 EN#en10

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

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🇬🇧 EN#en11

I told my computer I needed a break.

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Frequently asked questions

Are these jokes original?
These are traditional jokes in the public domain, retold in our own words, alongside fresh material from open joke APIs and jokes written by our community.
Can I submit my own?
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