Kids
12 jokes
Jokes for kids follow different rules. The wordplay has to be visible rather than clever, the subject has to be something a child already knows about — animals, food, school, monsters — and the punchline has to arrive fast, before attention moves on.
Everything in this category is clean, short and easy to repeat, which matters more than you would think: a child who can retell a joke correctly is a child who will tell it forty more times. Consider yourself warned.
Frequently asked questions
- What age are these jokes for?
- Roughly four to eleven. Younger children enjoy the sound of the punchline, older ones start spotting the wordplay themselves.
- Are they all clean?
- Yes, without exception. No innuendo, no scary content, nothing that needs explaining afterwards.
Every kids on one page
Each joke has its own page with the punchline, a share link and related jokes. Browse the full list below.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
- What did one wall say to the other?
- Hvad sagde tomaten til den anden tomat?
- Hvad kalder man en snemand om sommeren?
- Why did the math book look sad?
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- Why do bees have sticky hair?
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
- Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
- Hvad sagde skovlen til jorden?
- Hvorfor kan en elefant ikke køre på cykel?
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Funny Jokes
Most joke lists are padded. This one is not: every entry below has been picked because it survives being read on a screen with no delivery, no timing and no laughing friend nearby to help it along. If a joke only works when a comedian says it, it did not make the list.
Knock Knock Jokes
The knock knock joke is the first joke most people ever learn, and that is exactly why it keeps working. It hands the listener a script: they know their two lines, they say them, and they walk straight into the punchline they helped build. No other joke format makes the audience a co-author.
Jokes for Kids
Kids do not need clever. They need a joke with a shape they can copy, a punchline they can shout, and words they already know. Every joke in this section clears that bar, and none of them rely on a reference a seven-year-old has to have explained.
Christmas Jokes
Christmas humour has one job: survive being read aloud to a room that is already full, already warm and already halfway through dessert. Nothing here needs a build-up, and nothing needs explaining twice.