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Corny Jokes

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Corny is not a failure state. A corny joke knows exactly how obvious it is and commits anyway, and that commitment is the joke. The listener sees the punchline coming from a mile away, cannot stop it, and groans on arrival — which is the correct and intended reaction.

What follows is the cheesiest material on JokeEmpire: predictable wordplay, shameless puns, and setups so telegraphed you could finish them yourself. Deploy them carefully. Deployed in volume, they are a weapon.

🇬🇧 EN#p1

I used to be a banker,

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🇬🇧 EN#d1

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

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🇬🇧 EN#o1

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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🇬🇧 EN#p2

Time flies like an arrow.

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🇬🇧 EN#d2

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

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🇬🇧 EN#o2

I'm terrified of elevators.

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🇬🇧 EN#p3

I'm on a seafood diet.

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🇬🇧 EN#d3

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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🇬🇧 EN#o3

Parallel lines have so much in common.

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🇩🇰 DA#p4

Jeg plejede at spille klaver på øret,

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🇬🇧 EN#d4

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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🇩🇰 DA#o4

Jeg har en fobi for hastighedsbump.

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🇩🇰 DA#p5

Bageren blev fyret

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🇩🇰 DA#d5

Hvorfor tog kyllingen over vejen?

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🇬🇧 EN#o5

I have a joke about chemistry,

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Frequently asked questions

What is a corny joke?
A joke whose punchline is obvious, over-used or unashamedly cheesy — and which is funny precisely because everyone can see it coming.
Is a corny joke the same as a dad joke?
They overlap heavily. Every dad joke is corny, but a corny joke does not have to be clean or short — it just has to be shamelessly cheesy.