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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

🇬🇧 EN#o6

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

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About this one-liners joke

A one-liner has no room to warm you up. Setup and punchline share a single sentence, so every word has to earn its place and the last word has to do the damage. It is the most unforgiving format in comedy and the most useful one in real life.

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