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Dark Humor Jokes

9 jokes

Dark humour takes the subjects we agree to avoid — mortality, failure, the quiet dread of an ordinary Tuesday — and treats them as material. It is a coping mechanism with a punchline attached, which is why it is so common among nurses, soldiers and anyone else who cannot afford to flinch at work.

One rule shapes this page: we joke about situations, never about who somebody is. Anything aimed at a group of people is rejected in moderation rather than published. Everything here is written for adults who know what they clicked on — if you want something you can read aloud at a family dinner, start with the dad jokes instead.

🇬🇧 EN#dk1

My grandfather has the heart of a lion

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🇬🇧 EN#dk2

I told my therapist about my fear of the dark.

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🇩🇰 DA#dk3

Min hund kan ikke lide, når jeg spiller skak.

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🇬🇧 EN#dk4

I finally realized why I never win at hide and seek.

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🇬🇧 EN#dk5

I have an inferiority complex,

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🇬🇧 EN#dk6

My wife left a note on the fridge saying 'This isn't working, I'm leaving.'

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🇬🇧 EN#dk7

I told my kids I'd been to war.

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🇩🇰 DA#dk8

Jeg er ikke bange for at dø.

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🇩🇰 DA#dk9

Optimisten siger: 'Værre kan det ikke blive.'

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Frequently asked questions

Is dark humour offensive?
It can be, and that is why the section is separated from the rest of the site. Our line is simple: the joke targets a situation, not a group of people.
Why do people enjoy dark humour?
Because naming something frightening out loud makes it smaller. Laughing at a fear is one of the oldest ways of surviving it.
Can I filter dark jokes out?
Dark humour only appears in this section and in the dark humour category. Every other page on JokeEmpire stays clean.